Life is hard. Not great. Kind of tragic.

I think just because life is hard, it does seem fun to have a break and laugh about things, so I think in the end, my instincts go there.

Life is hard. It is not too short, it is too long. But you have to learn how to live; you have to have a sense of humour.

Life is hard and it gets worse and worse and worse.

Nowadays, manners are easy and life is hard.

Not having a private life is hard.

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

We all want to be loved. We all want to feel accepted. We all want to feel content. And life is hard.

I think this life is hard without assistance from others.

Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube.

Real life is hard. I'm sorry, but shopping at Tesco is not as much fun as writing jokes for TV shows, and I struggle with it.

Life is hard, but there are moments, sometimes hours - and, if you're really lucky, full days - where everything feels just right.

Life is hard. It is. And it's like, I don't want anybody feeling any pain.

When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'

I think just because life is hard, it does seem fun to have a break and laugh about things, so I think in the end, my instincts go there.

I believe that life is hard. That we all are going to walk through things that are hard and challenging, and yet advertising wants us to believe that it's all easy.

Life is hard, but we make it much harder.

Life is hard. There's parking fines, PPI, the Kardashians - it's a marvel any of us manage to get out of bed.

I think most people have a general sense that when you're released from prison, life is hard, but, you know, if you work hard and apply self-discipline and stay out of trouble, you can make it. But that's true only for a relative few.

When I hear somebody say 'Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask 'Compared to what?'